Happy birthday, abra!  I didn't really have any ZoNa plot bunnies to slaughter, so I just took something you posted yesterday as a prompt and ran with it.  I wrote it in a rush, so it's really not very good, but I hope you enjoy this tiny slice of ZoNa!

Title: You called me what?!
Words: 807
Rating: PG
Warnings: Zoro/Nami.

( Really, Nami, surely violence is not the answer... )